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Below are the 5 most recent journal entries recorded in the "Rachel" journal:
01:48 pm
[Link] | my mom is by far the greatest person in the whole world. right now she’s at a demonstration to get the city manager reinstated (the city manager was fired because she underwent a sex-change operation.) my mother, the champion of the people!
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05:16 am
[Link] | you know it’s spring break when you stay up 'til five o’clock eating pancakes and watching crap television. and puking because you have pneumonia. how did you manage those pancakes, anyway?
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02:16 pm
[Link] | i’m going to plant erotica in the library. when a nursing student looks up human sexuality she’ll get a tasteful girl-on-girl treat, or maybe a student wandering in the psychology section will find bondage erotica next to scholarly tomes on masochism. i hope people leave comments in the margins or exchange the books with others.
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12:28 pm
[Link] | went to medical arts pharmacy to pick up my prescriptions. because i shaved my head everyone in the place was giving me the “that poor dear has cancer” look.
 i think i look pretty cute.
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01:32 pm
[Link] | just got off the phone with my sister, which was, let me tell you, awkward. we have to pretend like it’s not totally abnormal for us to be speaking to each other. the strange thing is, i love her but we’ve never been able to hang out. she doesn’t know how to treat me; still sees me as an obnoxious eight-year-old. anyway, she’s getting married and i’m in the wedding party, which means i get to buy a $300 dress i’ll never wear again. and i’ll ruin the pictures (shaved head!) unless i buy a wig too. at least i get a sexy wig out of it, hey?
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